Pulsed Media 1TB 9.99€/Year Storage Box!
Support and Helpdesk is no longer the bottleneck. We made THE AGENT.
So let’s celebrate that by being back in the TRUE Low End PRICING BIG VALUE game.
Like seriously, not a bottleneck. Look at those insane stats above! 7days, 207 replies, Median is 11 friggin’ Minutes ! Make a human do that now will ya? And the funny part is; full autonomy was just re-enabled again and this contained a lot of old ticket reviews, touching base with customers to check all was ok. Things a human could never f#ng get done. Never. And all this with 9.07/10 Customer Satisfaction score too.
Stats are being posted on Discord every 6 hrs or so. Includes other stuff now too:
Showing there was a fix done to a specific server.
I want your best stories of using our support agent too, plenty of bonuses to go around.
THE DEAL
1TB RAID5 Storage Box. 10Gbps Network. 9.99€/Year. That’s 0.83€/month.
ORDER YOURS NOW
This is where i should say this is scarce …. But i am so confident with the stuff we have done there is 3 … 0 … 0. Yes, 300! (Yell in a This Is Sparta voice!) available.
The scarcity tho; After Month of April new orders are standard price 19.99€ per year.
What You Get
Storage 1TB RAID5 Redundant
CPU 0.5 Cores
RAM 250MB
Storage IOPS Limited, heavily
Traffic 250 GiB/mo at 10Gbps, then 100Mbps Unlimited (~30TB/Month)
Network 10Gbps
Software Full Fat PMSS – All Of It
Streaming Direct Play, Jellyfin* (250MB RAM + 0.5 Core CPU…)
Privacy OpenVPN, WireGuard VPN
Location Own Datacenter, Helsinki, Finland
Setup INSTANT
Some Of The Best Use Cases
Backend Storage for one of our MiniDedis, SSD Seedbox (rclone mount)
Media library – Access from anywhere
Backups on RAID5, fast 10G Ingress (pipe through GPG for E2E Encryption!)
Sync storage with rclone or resilio
Very Light P2P
Light Streaming, the CPU and RAM are limiters so mostly direct play.
This is a storage product. Think glacial, not racing box. Need speed? Check our M10G seedboxes. So *) Jellyfin you need probably at least the RAM upgrade, same for Docker Rootless. This is meant for storage, not for heavy tasks, and transcoding … oh my isn’t it heavy!
ORDER YOUR 1TB RAID5 STORAGE BOX FOR 9.99€ A YEAR NOW
BONUSES ALL AROUND!
Start a comment with: **### SNATCHED #[ORDER NUMBER]**
and we’ll add +1 month FREE to your service!
First 25 to claim gets +3 months !! :O for rest +1month.
STORY TIME LIKE NO OTHER
Another +6 Months: Tell us your best Väinämöinen Interaction
Start comment quote with: Väinämöinen #ORDER NUMBER
That’s a 7-9 months total of bonuses, making this box just … stupidly insane value deal.
and have a minimum of 2 paragraph (~5-6 full sentences … yea i know, laborous!) of your interaction with it.
Especially the hilarious stuff will get some extra points
Why Choose Pulsed Media
16+ Years in Business.
Trustpilot 4.3/5
14-day full moneyback guarantee
Very Strong Finnish Privacy Policy
Standard seedbox Service Level Agreement(SLA)
Terms Of Service
Free Bonus Disk Quota
Green Datacenter operations
TWO Owned Datacenters, Helsinki and Kerava Finland/EU
Payments: PayPal + Crypto (BTC, LTC, XMR, ETH, DOGE and more)
That being said, Väinämöinen cannot do everything. I tried to write with it this LET Thread, but it is abysmally catastrophically bad at formatting specials like this, which is kind of funny. GPT-4o and 4.5 seems to have been the pinnacles of copywriting. OH well, i’ll get that pipeline working at some point. The wiki content pipeline seems to be working quite decent.
Full on development mode still, so things are going to break now and then, enjoy the show and have some popcorn!
ORDER YOUR 1TB RAID5 STORAGE BOX FOR 9.99€ A YEAR NOW
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